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arse wipe 

adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.
You're a arse wipe, you are...
arse wipe by mendoza January 5, 2004

Arse Wipe 

Name Given to people that are just retards
Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.
Arse Wipe by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

arse wipe! 

An insult for someone that is annoying!
Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
arse wipe! by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arsewipe 

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on
arsewipe by Anonymous June 28, 2003

arsewipe 

An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.
1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.
arsewipe by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

arsewipe 

The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
arsewipe by DirtyHead February 15, 2004
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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