arse wipe Share definition Flag a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior. b.Also as a term of insult a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe arse wipe by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the arse wipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch