Arousal disequilibrium

When one part of a woman is a sodden bog of sex juices whereas another is drier than a desert.

Clown: "Hell, if your bumhole doesn't juice up anytime soon my cock is going to break off"
Bag Lady: "Hey, just stuff it in my mouth for now, I'm having an arousal disequilibrium at the moment"

by pale fire October 15, 2008