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The most handsome, smart , and brilliant person in the world
Armahd by Pizzawiz504 October 12, 2017
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Armand’s are one of the most interesting people. As a first impression, an Armand may seem like a jerk, weird, and dominating, but these traits aren’t who they truly are and they are merely a mask. If you manage to get with an Armand, consider yourself the luckiest of the luckiest. Armand’s like to play the field but when they truly like someone, they will stay with that person forever to the point where they will almost never leave you alone. Even as a friend, if treated with respect and trust, they will never leave you and will want to spend every minute with you. Don’t be feared by an Armand’s dominating personality, as they are incredibly soft on the inside and will go through great lengths to hide it as they see it being a weakness.
Jessica: What’s the name of your boyfriend

Nicole: Oh, hes an Armand
Jessica: Armand? He’s a jerk
Nicole: Actually, he’s fairly sweet once you get to truly know him
Armand by Jayehay34 June 2, 2021
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A guy that is unlike any other. Usually A Hispanic man, who is prideful and likes to please the woman he is with. Can be stern, but also has a goofy side to him. Jealous and protective when he needs to be, not scared to jump into a fight if need be. Loyal, honest man who makes a great boyfriend.
-Man, that Armando guy I am dating is one of a kind.

-Have you been with an Armando before? If not, you are missing out.
Armando by TheReeelz October 12, 2017
Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away . Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life . He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfies you in 10 minutes he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone if you ever have and Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever
Do you know who that amazing guy is he seems like an Armando
Armando by Swag_master June 13, 2014
To die or be seriously injured in an underwhelming way.
Example:
Person A: *Falls down 1 foot*
Person B: you okay
Person A: I BROKE MY FREAKING LEGs
Person B: You've just been armaed
Person A: *screams in pain*
armaed by Edward Hill December 14, 2014

armandodraws 

An overrated artist on tiktok that comments alot and gets thousands of followers each week
Omg have u heard of armandodraws on tiktok?I'm his biggest fan I wish he would draw me!
armandodraws by armandodraws September 12, 2020

armada michigan 

Small town in Michigan's thumb area where people ages 16 to 28 drive their 90s or 80s pick up truck with a 25" lift on it, also where people get amusement from painting on a rock
"There are so many trucks here, where are we?"
"I see that rock, we must be in Armada Michigan"
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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