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An oddly short individual who struggles to fit into society by the constant quest to find a girlfriend. Generally known for pastry cooking skills, lack of humor, flat top hair styles, illusions and will never be bold enough to get what he wants in life.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night.
-Ya, he was totally pulling an Arist, probably never find a girlfriend.
Arist by Jenn Smith November 19, 2011
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Arist-imo 

An Arist-imo has oddly in-depth knowledge about topics that normally seem to have little to no depth to someone who does not fully understand that topic.
Man, I had no idea so much went into receipt paper until that Arist-imo started talking about all the caliper, dynamic sensitivity, and peel force tests that go on to try and make a better receipt.
Arist-imo by Healspam March 5, 2017
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Traditional Aristocracy

It is a form of power based on the principles of courage, honor, high culture, intellectuality and superior moral values. Something similar to what Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Xenophon and Spartans defined.

Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
"The main difference between a traditional and a conservative is that the former believes in transcendent values, while the latter preserves the values of the bourgeois revolution and its consequences. Therefore, one should not confuse Traditional Aristocracy with Conservative Oligarchy."
Traditional Aristocracy by tradical February 19, 2022

Traditional Aristocracy

It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbols, asceticism , anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.

Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence.

Traditional Aristocracy

It is a form of power based on transcendental and mythical, suprahuman metaphysics, as a teleology incorporated by its rulers and the consequent integral, intrinsic development of its members (suum cuique). Its bases are spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, symbolism, wisdom, virtue, courage, honor, discipline, fidelity, loyalty, abnegation, heroism and asceticism. Something similar to ancient wisdom, mythological, epic and spiritual traditions.

Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
"Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence."

Traditional Aristocracy

It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbolism, asceticism, anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic, integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.

Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
Traditional Aristocracy is the ruling immanence of transcendence.

Traditional Aristocracy

It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbolism, asceticism, anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic, integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.

Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, nihilism, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
Traditional Aristocracy is the ruling immanence of transcendence.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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