Argubation

The act of masterbating while having a vicious, heated argument with another person, usually concerning politics.

Anne Coulter's argubation become personal as she fingered herself in a furious manner while screaming across the Fox News table what an a-hole she thought James Carvell was.

by CoastalPimp June 22, 2006

Accubation

The practice of eating or drinking while lying down, usually on the belly or resting on one elbow, after the manner of the anciet Greeks and Romans.

Since I am usually too lazy (or hung over) to get out of bed in the morning, I have perfected the art of accubation.

by Craic Shack March 24, 2006

argusation

A conversation comprised mostly of lightly veiled hostility and argumentative jibes.

Matt: I claim that word
Sid: convergumating?
or argusations?
Matt: argusation
Sid: ok, go for it
Matt: you can keep convergumating
Sid: I will
Matt: good
you do that
Sid: we'll see who gets the most thumbs up
beeyotch
Matt: ha
see
Sid: shutup
Matt: this is a perfect example of an argusation
Sid: i hate that you just baited me like that

by abstractg August 23, 2006

Agribation

to masterbate while or becouse of anger.

my dick is raw from all this agribation

by agribatist February 8, 2010

Argubator

One who masturbates during a argument

1. My ex was a total argubator..every time we started fighting she would finger bang herself while screaming at me.

2. Eww..that creepy long belly looks like a serious argubator!

by Dreda Dre June 19, 2011

arguhating

Compound verb describing a mixture of arguing and hating.

Why are you guys always arguhating?!

by Zoika October 8, 2016

argubating

masturbating at a high speed while screaming at someone about politics

I like argubating while the president is watching me.

by Brynnie.da.pooh June 21, 2010