Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.
Tomany spells wristr-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.
An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "goodoldway" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!
Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."