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Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.
Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.
Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

ameretard 

An american retard.
An american.

See also ameritard
Hey guess who just started world war 3?

Er... George Bush?

Yep, he is such an ameretard.
ameretard by dedly November 8, 2006
The correct way to spell aartard, from South Park meaning Retard. or someone who doesnt know something.
Mike is a real aartard sometimes.
aartard by TheSpellChecker94 November 22, 2011

Aarptard 

An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!

Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!

See also aarping
Aarptard by Hefenator July 4, 2011

Arsetard 

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying
Arsetard by Dave August 18, 2003

Analretard 

People who have anal sex and act retarded, dick in ass then mouth, fucking sick and retarded.
Some analtards, some people shove dicks up asses and like the ducks clean, how fucking stupid. Analretard.
Analretard by Notreallyracist April 20, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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