Definitions by Hefenator
Technosexual
A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"
Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."
Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"
Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."
Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"
Technosexual by Hefenator August 6, 2011
stickazoid
Offspring of a frumpazoid. Unclean, ungroomed, unkept and uncontrolled child with sticky hands and skin. Often covered in a syrupy sticky particulate resulting from overabunance of sugary stick treats provided by the frumpazoid mom.
At the pool: " I wish that frumpazoid would reign in her brood of stickazoid brats."
That kid in the checkout line was such a stickazoid! I'll bet he could have climbed walls like Spiderman with his stickazoid hands if his mom let him out of the cart he was stuck to.
That kid in the checkout line was such a stickazoid! I'll bet he could have climbed walls like Spiderman with his stickazoid hands if his mom let him out of the cart he was stuck to.
stickazoid by Hefenator July 5, 2011
Aarptard
An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!
Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!
See also aarping
Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!
See also aarping