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Aarptard 

An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!

Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!

See also aarping
Aarptard by Hefenator July 4, 2011
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AAPTARD is a word for people who blindly belive in aam aadmi party aap. no matter how stupid or retarded statement they make. like "modiji wants to kill me" by kerjriwal. there is a scam in everything
he is a aaptard. he belive in all illogical , stupid atatements of keju
Aaptard by Invincible9 December 6, 2016
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An honest person who believes that everybody should live in peace and harmony. One who strives for justice and fights against crime and corruption. Some one who believes in clean politics.
Swamy420: I want to be the only crook in the country but these aaptards want to send me to jail.
aaptard by Messist November 28, 2013
The person who wants to change things but doesn't know how to action and is not able to choose between right and wrong and easily fooled by others because of either lack of education or rational thinking.
aaptard by Lingogeek November 18, 2015
aaptard is a vulgar slang commonly used for shameless people.
aaptard is combiantion of two words,
AAP & Bastard.
Look that aaptard is peeing in public.
aaptard by Khujliwal September 21, 2016
a word used by all the BJP supporters in the situation when they feel like they can't win in a Logical argument with AAP supporters.
Namo is GOD of Development, why dont you understand Aaptards??
Aaptard by aaptard April 30, 2014
The correct way to spell aartard, from South Park meaning Retard. or someone who doesnt know something.
Mike is a real aartard sometimes.
aartard by TheSpellChecker94 November 22, 2011
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