A person who thinks he is cool but most defenitly is not, because for one he hangs christmas decorations on his bike. He always starts to cry when you laugh with him and he get's punched when he laughs at someone else.
Also thinks he some evil demon ruler but in real life he is a small fat kid with stupid glasses and thinks he is the 1337357 person alive.
Also thinks he some evil demon ruler but in real life he is a small fat kid with stupid glasses and thinks he is the 1337357 person alive.
Arachnion: Hahahahahahahaha
someone : what are you laughing at? *Punches arachnion*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
arachnion: *cries* hey you can't hit me i am the 1337357 person alive, i have a super old version of linux and I will hack your computer. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
someone : oh shut up. *Punches arachnion again* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
someone : what are you laughing at? *Punches arachnion*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
arachnion: *cries* hey you can't hit me i am the 1337357 person alive, i have a super old version of linux and I will hack your computer. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
someone : oh shut up. *Punches arachnion again* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
by one_of_Alibabas_40_thieves January 7, 2005
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Will laugh at a certain person's puny little ass when he is succesfull and certain person is not.
Btw, ozzy is the prince of darkness... you can refer to me as 'the Almighty aRAchNiON the Dark'
Will laugh at a certain person's puny little ass when he is succesfull and certain person is not.
Btw, ozzy is the prince of darkness... you can refer to me as 'the Almighty aRAchNiON the Dark'
by definetly _not_ aRAchNiON June 19, 2004
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Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.
Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?
Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"
Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"
Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?
Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"
Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"
Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
by Just Brushed September 23, 2011
Get the Arachnoleptic Shock mug.An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.
Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.
Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
by Sewsuper November 17, 2011
Get the Arachnoleptic Fit mug.A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
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