AquaCorn 

The most amazing nickname known for the common aquatic animal known as the narwhal. not many people know that is amazing creature has a mighty close relation to the unicorn, its land lubbing brethren.. this most recent name was praised by all who knew it

the great creators of this sea extravaganza include
Connor, and Bailey

"The mighty AquaCorn is swimming majestically in the waves of the ocean"

"the most beautiful creature on earth is the AquaCorn"

AquaCorn by Con... shhh* June 11, 2012

Aquacorn 

An eggie that is born between January 17th to January 23rd.

Did you know that Etsub is an aquacorn? Her birthday is on January 20.

Aquacorn by Dspeedster June 22, 2021

aquafornication 

When a romantically-involved couple bump uglies while watching large trash barges pass by on the Tennessee River. It is custom that said couple enjoy a dining experience together at a locally owned restaurant located on the riverfront prior to coitus.

Server at restaurant: “Those two have been sucking face since they got here, and of course they requested that table closest to the river! Aquafornication disgusts me...”

aquafornication by Zveiquaun March 11, 2019

Aquacorporeal Ratio 

The quantitative measure expressing the relationship between the volume of water in a specific environment and the number of human bodies or remnants thereof present within that same locale. This ratio is typically invoked to assess the psychological acceptability or aversion to swimming or engaging in recreational activities in bodies of water where human remains are known or presumed to be present.

A conceptual metric used to gauge the threshold at which human presence, in the form of living individuals or deceased bodies, in a water body shifts from being imperceptible or negligible to becoming a significant factor influencing human behavior, particularly in the context of recreational water activities.

If you think about the aquacorporeal ratio, you'd probably be okay swimming in the ocean even though there are shipwrecks and stuff, but a single body in a pool would totally freak you out.

Aquacorporeal Ratio by noahsarklabel April 1, 2024