When a romantically-involved couple bump uglies while watching large trash barges pass by on the Tennessee River. It is custom that said couple enjoy a dining experience together at a locally owned restaurant located on the riverfront prior to coitus.
Server at restaurant: “Those two have been sucking face since they got here, and of course they requested that table closest to the river! Aquafornication disgusts me...”
by Zveiquaun March 12, 2019