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April 23rd 

National tell your crush you like them day 💀💕
ITS APRIL 23rd YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
April 23rd by andrea6635 May 29, 2018

April 23rd 

Man: “Hey it’s April 23rd!”
Man: “Awe man!”
April 23rd by Ugly_memes October 28, 2019

April 23rd 

April 23rd is beat the crap out of an asshole guy day. Because all these whiny bitches we call men are making holidays celebrating raping women I propose we make a holiday of beating the living hell out of any guy who rapes or assaults people on their so called holidays.
Ow! Jodi why did you punch me?
Because today is April 23rd, not so great to be touched or hurt without consent huh steve.

April 23rd 

You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)
Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!
April 23rd by cassgirl795 January 2, 2012

April 23rd 

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.
Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim
April 23rd by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019

April 23rd 

National Sunglasses Day. Everyone gets to wear and appreciate sunglasses. 😎
Dude where are your sunglasses?

Why it isn’t even that sunny outside?
Its April 23rd, National Sunglasses Day!
April 23rd by Rulerrrr April 22, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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