April 23rd is beat the crap out of an asshole guy day. Because all these whiny bitches we call men are making holidays celebrating raping women I propose we make a holiday of beating the living hell out of any guy who rapes or assaults people on their so called holidays.

Ow! Jodi why did you punch me?
Because today is April 23rd, not so great to be touched or hurt without consent huh steve.

April 23rd by Burn_The_Patriarchy April 13, 2021

April 23rd

You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)

Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!

April 23rd by cassgirl795 January 2, 2012

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April 23rd

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.

Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim

April 23rd by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019

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April 23rd

National Sunglasses Day. Everyone gets to wear and appreciate sunglasses. 😎

Dude where are your sunglasses?

Why it isn’t even that sunny outside?
Its April 23rd, National Sunglasses Day!

April 23rd by Rulerrrr April 22, 2021

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