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Man: โ€œHey itโ€™s April 23rd!โ€
Man: โ€œAwe man!โ€
by Ugly_memes October 28, 2019
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You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)
Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!
by cassgirl795 January 2, 2012
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This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.
Aw fuck, we canโ€™t have sex in the tire itโ€™s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim
by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019
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April 23rd is beat the crap out of an asshole guy day. Because all these whiny bitches we call men are making holidays celebrating raping women I propose we make a holiday of beating the living hell out of any guy who rapes or assaults people on their so called holidays.
Ow! Jodi why did you punch me?
Because today is April 23rd, not so great to be touched or hurt without consent huh steve.
by Burn_The_Patriarchy April 14, 2021
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National Sunglasses Day. Everyone gets to wear and appreciate sunglasses. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Dude where are your sunglasses?

Why it isnโ€™t even that sunny outside?
Its April 23rd, National Sunglasses Day!
by Rulerrrr April 22, 2021
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Punch your tall friends day!
Short friend: punch* tall friend: What was that for??! Short friend : it's April 23rd :D
by Usairbeaer October 1, 2021
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