Appleson

a gay person who sucks off a man named areodactl

man i would hate to be an Appleson

by Zach murder September 7, 2020

Bailey Appleson @ Sr. Rosas Navidad

White

Bailey Appleson @ Sr. Rosas Navidad is the most basic factory setting

by Nagisa1k May 13, 2022

Appleton

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".

Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"

by dpex81 October 9, 2022

Appleton Tower

Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.

'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'

by UpTheSciennes February 22, 2019

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

Appleton

Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.

Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.

Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".

As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.

"Some exotic background, from Appleton, Wisconsin. That's as American as Appleton pie."

by a.i.k. October 14, 2008

applesolesence

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

by Frank Film January 12, 2008