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Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt
I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!
Apple Fritter by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

kansas city apple fritter 

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter
"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"
Apple Fritter by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.
The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

apple fritter

jeff buccats feet
apple fritter by battletoad July 25, 2003
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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