Apple.Inc

Apple.Inc is the company which made an ecosystem that works with nothing else other than apple products. their products are way too expensive but spoiled rich kids might have a lot of them. This company was founded by steve jobs in 1976 april 1. and It used to be a good company but price rose over the years.

A1: Apple.Inc's ecosystem is just straight up cool
A2: *Looks at Windows, android, wearOS and Samsung*
A2: not too sure about that "Apple.Inc" stuff...

Apple.Inc by anonymous May 12, 2023

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Apple Inc.

Apple Inc. is the former Apple Computers.
They changed their name after expanding further then making computers.
So, after the iPhone. They stayed Apple Computers during the production of iPods, because iPods are small computers.

Guy 1: Man, Apple Computers make iPods -- so nice.
Guy 2: Actually sir, they're Apple Inc. now. Ever since the iPhone.
Guy 1: Oh, awesome!
Guy 2: I'd say. Different name, same great quality.

Apple Inc. by Adam Ritchie December 25, 2007

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Apple Inc.

An extremely innovative corporation. If it weren't for Apple and Mr. Steve Jobs, computers would be a tool only for rocket scientists, music would only be on CD's and we would still consider the Motorola RAZR cool. One bad thing about Apple is they are extremely ageist. The company includes advanced parental control software on most of it's products including it's Mac OS X Leopard operating system and it's iPod line of music players. This is the only form of discrimination they participate in however, they are not racist, sexist or homophobic.

If it weren't for the parental control software in the new Apple Inc. operating system, I might have actually purchased it instead of pirating it.

Apple Inc. by FelisCatusLover May 8, 2009

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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