JMReader's definitions

lorn

Lore porn

Seeing how much lore the second Sonic movie is creating, this film series could turn into serious lorn!

by JMReader April 10, 2022

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

Reverse anachronism

The opposite of an anachronism. Something discontinued in the past that shouldn't be available in the present.

Honestly, seeing this antique chair from 400 years ago makes it feel like some reverse anachronism.

by JMReader October 20, 2021

Treat your OCD

1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."

by JMReader November 21, 2021

popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader July 31, 2020

Sniss

When you sneeze and piss at the same time; a portmanteau of sneeze and piss.

Jesus, I just snissed myself.

by JMReader November 13, 2021

Cartoon day

A parents' referring of Saturday morning cartoon blocks. Line taken from the 1995 fantasy film, The Indian In The Cupboard.

"I feel like I haven't seen you in days. Cartoon day tomorrow.", "Well, imma just chill and have a Pepsi tomorrow, it's cartoon day on CBS.", "Cartoon day's on Telemundo tomorrow, will you watch?"

by JMReader September 5, 2021