Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.

1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!

by JMReader June 13, 2021

Hog Hug

What remains of Hogarth Hughes' name on his BB gun from The Iron Giant.

"Hogarth? What an embarrassing name. Might as well call him Zeppo or something. What kind of a sick person would name a kid Hogar-..."Hog Hug". Hog Hug!? Hogarth Hughes!"

by JMReader September 29, 2021

popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader August 01, 2020

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

Treat your OCD

1. An insult to someone who keeps telling people to do something they don't need to do.
2. A treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

"Jesus, your obsession with leaving the windows open makes me think its time to treat your OCD."

by JMReader November 22, 2021

Maculkin

A name abbreviation used for former child actor, Macaulay Culkin.

1. Wait a minute... You're not a real pizza boy! You're... Ma-Ma-Maculkin!
2. Yeah, I mean, the other three Home Alone movies after Lost In New York didn't feature Maculkin in any of them, probably because he grew out of his Kevin McCallister role.
3. Oh, my god! It's the, Maculkin, from the Home Alone movies!

by JMReader March 21, 2021

Sniss

When you sneeze and piss at the same time; a portmanteau of sneeze and piss.

Jesus, I just snissed myself.

by JMReader November 13, 2021