Apology Letter 

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

Apology Letter by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

apology letter 

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

apology letter by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

Letter of apology 

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.

Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....

Letter of apology by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009

Letterman apology 

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

Letterman apology by ssppuunn November 4, 2009