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Ape Index
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The
approximate
distance
that a man can through a
foreskin
after it has been removed
“Then a
stranger
,with an ape index of over 60 feet,
grabbed
my newly
shedded
flab, and hurled it east.”
by
BigRiceEater
June 16, 2019
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