someone that you want to keep around because she can make such a positive impact on your life, someone that after you get to know her and you have her in your life you start to wonder how you ever survived without her, has an attitude that makes you want to beat her up sometimes but you wouldn't have it any other way, someone that you never want to lose because she means the world to you.
A high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue...signifies the presence of an Indian (from India) person. The reason behind this "word" is that it's supposed to sound like Indian music. It's a fairly offensive term.
When we walked into Shibu's Liquor Store, Ted suddenly started chanting "alalalalala!!!" Then Shibu knocked him the fuck out with an empty keg.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!