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Anti-Elizabeth

Anti Elzabeth is the act of being completely full of hatred towards the fictional character Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean. Why? Because she's a wench, Mary Sue, who gets whatever the bloody heck she wants by using her beauty. In the act of breaking Will Turner's heart...and killing every man in the Caribbean with her "kiss of death"
Jack lacks a moral center? Well, excuse me, Liz, but you seem to lack a moral center as well.

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Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement 

The Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement was founded on May 2nd, 2007 by the Elizabeth Swann haters of the Orlando Bloom Files Message Board. Priding ourselves as 'the dark side that has seen the light', we spend countless threads exposing Elizabeth Swann of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy for what she truly is. With Lovable Larry as our mascot, and Kill the Beast as our slogan, not to mention our posionous cookies reserved for the Beast herself, we have truly seen the Pirate King for what she is. A lying, murdering, backstabbing, Tortuga wench that doesn't deserve the likes of Will, Jack or James. She has lips of death, since every man she kissed died. Even her father. The Anti Lizzies also gave Elizabeth the name of Ninja Warrior Barbie. Don't believe anything Disney says...it's all LIESSS!! XD

Besides, Anti Lizzies just have more fun.
Save a Will, KILL THE BEAST!
-Anti Elizabeth Swann Movement

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026