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Anne Crank 

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Anne Crank by JittyMan November 1, 2022
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Anne Crank 

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Anne Crank by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Anne Crank 

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another
My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence
Anne Crank by Syateks November 7, 2023

Anne Crankin it 

Secretly masturbating or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.
"Anne Crankin it" Secretly masturbating. Or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

I was "Anne Crankin it" last night next to my girlfriend.
Anne Crankin it by JonOstrich March 15, 2025

Annefranking 

When intoxicated minors hide from police or other authorities in an attic, basement, closet or cupboard.
Ashley said to Kellie, "Yeah we were in there all night annefranking because her dad came home early!"
Annefranking by TheMrFox November 2, 2011

AnneCrank 

A cracked Fortnite player from 1942 - 1945 who lost the Fortnite World Cup to Adolf Fishler
His Fortnite skills are just like AnneCranks!
AnneCrank by Rizzguy111 May 3, 2024

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one 

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!
I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!