Just came up with this word with my boyfriend. It’s never heard before or online anywhere with a definition.
We had a hard time figuring out what fits best for the definition, so I’m putting both.
He wants it to mean: Being constipated while having intercourse.
I want it to mean: Colors of red and black, almost vampire like. Dark and seductiveness, Someone who could look at you and automatically steal your attention. Desirable
Boyfriend def: “Are you angestic” “sorry I’m angestic…” “yeah my girl was feelin angestic so we had to stop for a bit”
Girlfriend def: “that’s so angestic of you” “you look so angestic” “ that’s angestic”
The funniest most perfect and most drop dead gorgeous girl in the universe. She's amazing and silly but will rock your jaw in a minute if you fuck around. She also has a older cousin that will beat your ass if you mess with her. She's amazing and anyone would be lucky to be like her.
My cousins name is Anjessica but I call her lil Nig. Got to love her.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.