Written by Prince Emmanuel Macdonald, the Animedus is a
bible of sorts but targeted towards Anime
fans. It has hilarious texts or scriptures but can only be understood by Anime
fans.
John:
Hey Mark, you know that anime character is male right? Could you not Fap to it?
Mark: Animedus
3:
1-3 : *_¹ Worry not if thine kinsman whom ye thought was a lad revealeth himself as a lass. ² For verily verily I say unto thee, if he looks like a
girl, thou aren't gay. ³ Lo, I say unto the, for were a hole is, there shall be a way._*