Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
Also known as "Shittywise the Clown", Animaterr Man is a Youtuber and internet personality best known for making countless videos and internet posts about wanting to engage in coprophilia with musician and lead singer of emo band Black Veil Brides, Andy Biersack, also known as Andy Sixx. It remains unclear whether or not he is serious about it, but is apparently a very dedicated troll. His infamous catchphrase is "It's slidding, baby!".
He has an obsession with clowns as well and allegedly has coulrophilia.
He is generally regarded as a strange, elusive and sometimes funny figure.
"Have you seen the new animaterr man upload?"
"Yeah man he was screaming about Andy Sixx again!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*