Angstlord

A person who is always angry and negative about the world. Who is always hating it because of how awful it truly is most of the time.

The main character of the game Hatred is the perfect example of a 30-year-old angstlord.

Angstlord by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

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Middle School Angstlord

Any middle schooler who is always angsty and hateful about the world and everything.

Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.

Middle School Angstlord by CelticEagle February 22, 2019

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Angstlord • Middle School Angstlord • angstard • Angsturday

angstard

Combination of "angst" and "retard." Someone who is overly angsty.

"Bill is such an angstard - all he does is cry to Dashboard Confessional songs and cut himself"

angstard by Soupy Tinkle July 14, 2005

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Angsturday

A day dedicated to reading angsty books/fanfics on a Saturday.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Saturday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's Angsturday."
Person 1: "Oh! Don't get your heartstrings in a twist."

Angsturday by Boikie September 4, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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