Angstlord

A person who is always angry and negative about the world. Who is always hating it because of how awful it truly is most of the time.

The main character of the game Hatred is the perfect example of a 30-year-old angstlord.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Middle School Angstlord

Any middle schooler who is always angsty and hateful about the world and everything.

Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.

by CelticEagle February 22, 2019

angstard

Combination of "angst" and "retard." Someone who is overly angsty.

"Bill is such an angstard - all he does is cry to Dashboard Confessional songs and cut himself"

by Soupy Tinkle July 14, 2005

Angsturday

A day dedicated to reading angsty books/fanfics on a Saturday.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Saturday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's Angsturday."
Person 1: "Oh! Don't get your heartstrings in a twist."

by Boikie September 4, 2025