Angry wank

Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy

Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.

She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.

Angry wank by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008

Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

Angry wank by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018

Angry Wank

When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"

Angry Wank by Jono likes Anal October 16, 2010

Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

Angry Wank by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

angry cry wank 

After an unsuccessful night on the pull. Your return to your bed angry and upset you haven't pulled a girl, whilst wanking and crying

I didn't pull last night, just ended up having an angry cry wank

angry cry wank by Jack Reacharound1234 May 28, 2013

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

angrywank 

when your girlfriend wont put out and then one day you walk in on her having sex with someone else. you storm off feeling extremely angry, however you are also extremely turned on having jsut seen your super hot girlfriend completely naked.

so you pleasure yourself in an angry fashion. an angry wank can however be done over any sexually orientated thing that makes you angry.

i saw tim boning my girlfriend, and i saw her boobs. i was so angry i had to have an angrywank.

angrywank by jonobello January 29, 2006