Angry Hands 

When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.

Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.

Angry Hands by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009

Angry hand job 

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.

My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

Angry hand job by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020

Angry Hand Lincoln 

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

Angry Hand Lincoln by IroniMac December 14, 2014

Angry Hand Cuffed 

When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face

Yeah bro, I angry hand cuffed her ass last night

Angry Hand Cuffed by ScottyDontKnow October 30, 2011