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angry car 

A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.
Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?

Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:

"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"

Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
angry car by gonzobrains September 13, 2023
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Angry Car 

When fat boys are in a car and they start rocking it back in forth and shake the car.

Pulling a angry car on the driver.
Bob: "we should pull an angry car!"
Bill: "Ok man!"
Jason (driver): "Stop it man! i'm driving!"
Angry Car by beckbob August 14, 2011

Two angry camels in a tiny car. 

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.
Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Two angry camels in a tiny car 

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

The Angry Carlos 

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.
He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.
The Angry Carlos by Sir Pedro January 17, 2008

Angry Carl 

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.
"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"
Angry Carl by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

angry carpenter 

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction
Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.
angry carpenter by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009