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Angel Eyes 

After you have taken a dump in the toilet and you wipe your ass there is no shit on the paper. It's a clean break.
Hey Jenny, I heard you taking a shit and I knew there was no dunny paper. Did you use your finger?
No dickhead, I had Angel Eyes. It snapped clean off.
Angel Eyes by Fongool June 21, 2018
Words you can keep

angel eyes 

The sparkling of your partner's eyes after you blow your heavenly load all over her face.

Does not necessarily mean she has jizm in her eyes. Her eyes could also sparkle from the ecstasy of the situation. The two are often confused.
I pulled out just in time to give my dog angel eyes.

Damn that bitch! She closed her eyes so I couldn't give her angel eyes.
angel eyes by RicKdeR May 28, 2006

Angel eyes 

Easy to spot. The most unattractive member of every popular girl group. She is usually grotesque, obese and all round puke-worthy. This girl has vein streaked tits and enough cellulite to block out the sun a mile away. But don't doubt her friends, they will do anything they can to make her feel beautiful and so will exaggerate even the tiniest feature of her hideous appearance, for instance her "angel eyes". They're so dazzling and bright, especially compared to the hairs that are growing out of her third chin.
"Oh look, here comes Angel eyes!"
"Well, she's definitely the angel eyes of the group"
Angel eyes by Rexy663 March 5, 2015

Angel eyes!!!! 

A powerful being able to own all in mpo+ and mgo2. Called Angel Eyes for being able to spot his enemy before they spot him and being able to take out his target with swift and deadly force.
they dont call him angel eyes!!!! for nothing

Angel eyes!!!! by Angel eyes!!!! August 21, 2008

Angeleyes 

An internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and sexually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing 'Angeleyes' is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. This tactic is highly successful with the Internet cowboy.
"I always just assumed Angeleyes was hot, until I saw her photograph. In reality she looks like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick and Seabiscuit... I'd still fuck her though, she said she'd fly here and she swallows."
Angeleyes by Timmy_W November 6, 2008

Los-angelees

dental-flossing of the bumhole, the cleansing of the poop-shoot,
'your such a los-angelees'
Los-angelees by Rj lingam April 1, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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