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Angeleyes 

An internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and sexually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing 'Angeleyes' is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. This tactic is highly successful with the Internet cowboy.
"I always just assumed Angeleyes was hot, until I saw her photograph. In reality she looks like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick and Seabiscuit... I'd still fuck her though, she said she'd fly here and she swallows."
Angeleyes by Timmy_W November 6, 2008
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Angeles is a special type of girl, one you will never ever find again. She has a shell of beauty, her body well figured and delicate. She has a distinct voice and smell. Her hair ( when short ) falls at her shoulders with a messy grace. Her hair ( when long ) reaches the small of her back and will always stick to it. To see through her shell which she reinforces every second of the day, you must look into and see through her eyes. Although being beautiful and brown, her eyes are lonely and lost. Once you get past her shell, she melts at your fingertips, revealing miles of emotional trauma and abuse. When she trusts you, you’re able to see a side she isn’t even aware she has. If you are lucky enough to fall in love with an Angeles, she will show you her world. Her world revolves around her passion for music, art, and the one she truly loves. She’ll always put in 110% into you. Don’t ever lose this girl. Angeles is a truly divine person.
Nobody can do it the way Angeles does it.
Angeles by divinedemon August 17, 2018
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ANGELENE 

Angelene is a cold and a heartless person. She's always emotionless but she's observant about the people around her. A lot of people around her admire her because of her beauty and unique personality. She's also always aware about who's fake and not that's why she's always laughing at those fake people whose infront of her and pretending. Angelene is a scary person when mad. Angelene is always hated by fake people because they know that she can read them.
You shouldn't mess with a girl named Angelene
The most amazing girl I have ever met she is absolutely perfect and I can't wait till the day I get to call her mine, she has my heart and I will always love you. The girl in that made me want to be a better person and is absolutely the world and more to me
That girl Angeles is so perfect.
Angeles by Kentucky_jr15151515151515 September 24, 2016

Los Angeles 

A massive tangle of highways and roads, also rumoured to contain people and houses.
I spent all weekend in a traffic jam in Los Angeles.
Los Angeles by Simon Haines May 3, 2005

Angelene 

A girl who is a keener!!! One who likes to read things about herself and be included. A girl who hate when her name shows up with an "I"
She is such an Angelene. She likes to be involved like an Angelene.
Angelene by CJfir February 7, 2010

Los Angeles Galaxy

A Major League Soccer team that plays in Los Angeles (obviously) at Dignity Health Sports Park and sponsored by Herbalife Nutrition. They are the first MLS team to reach 5 MLS Cup titles (2002, 2005, 2011, 2012, 2014)
Some notable players for the Los Angeles Galaxy: David Beckham, Landon Donovan, and Robbie Keane
Los Angeles Galaxy by bmhorton March 20, 2021
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