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A poo so perfect that requires virtually no toilet paper to clean your anus
Bloody Festival Toilets had no paper in again. Just as well it was an Angel Poo
Angel Poo by FleabagSessions October 26, 2008
Words you can keep
when you go to the toilet and you have a poo and you then wipe and you only have to wipe once because there isnt any excrement.
"john went to the toilet and had an angel poo he only had to wipe once"
angel poo by Drisky January 20, 2009

angel poops 

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.
"Angel poops save time and paper"
angel poops by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

Angel Poop

something or someone explosively cute,warm & fuzzy or yummy.
WOW...That little white Persian kitten is pure Angel Poop!

Oh my gosh, those white chocolate Godiva truffles are so yummy, just like Angel Poop!
Angel Poop by LycanthropiaChic December 16, 2009

Angel Poop

After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.

Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
Angel Poop by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013

angel pool 

During the course of ejaculation, the male may cum inside the girls belly button. When the belly button is filled, it is considered an angel pool. A pool fit for angels. If the girl is an outey, the man still ejaculates on the belly button, yet it is considered an angel fountain
Dude, I heard they went at it last night.

-Yeah, she almost drowned in his angel pool.
angel pool by hackadoink May 11, 2014

poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
poop angel by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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