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Anemometer 

An instant used to measure how fast you can blow into a fan.
I used an Anemometer to see how fast I can blow.
Anemometer by 🌭🌭🌭 June 6, 2017
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anemometer 

A device used to describe how full of shit you are
Victor has been poled very high by the anemometer
anemometer by asdffdsa369 September 12, 2013

anonomeal 

A space and time concept that defies reality by forgetting about how food works..
Dude flew through an anonomeal for like 3 years accruing a minimum of 275 free meals bro..
anonomeal by 12speed June 30, 2023
When you are unable to identify the generic greyish brown mass on your plate. Commonly experienced when ordering a mixed grill at a chain restaurant.
Im not sure what any of the meats are, it looks like chicken but tastes like pork and that lamb tastes like steak , it must be anonomeat.
Anonomeat by MTBjimbo February 2, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026