Anemometer 

An instant used to measure how fast you can blow into a fan.

I used an Anemometer to see how fast I can blow.

Anemometer by 🌭🌭🌭 June 6, 2017

anemometer 

A device used to describe how full of shit you are

Victor has been poled very high by the anemometer

anemometer by asdffdsa369 September 12, 2013

Awesometer 

The device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.

Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."

Awesometer by cb9k March 4, 2009