Andys

Bad diarrhoea

I've got a case of the Andys

by Pitball June 28, 2023

andys Dick

Super long and he is amazing when it comes to him using it, You would be lucky to have it inside you.

"Wow, Just had Andys Dick last night, It was amazing!"

by SexyBoi69 November 17, 2013

The Andys

When a commentator starts to hiccup

Oh did you hear they had a case of the andys in the comms box?

by Green_pie May 8, 2021

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Typical Andy

A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.

Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.

*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****

*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****

by Mandate2017 February 22, 2020

Standard Andy

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

Andy'd

To Andy someone is to invite an individual to a conference bridge without notifying them first. In most cases the recipient will be caught off-guard and be completely unaware of the purpose of the meeting.

This term is most effective when Andy'ing an individual by the name of Andy.

I was in the middle of a presentation when I was Andy'd to a conference bridge unexpectedly.

by SynPDX May 20, 2020