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Bro, do you wanna fuck Andre-Juan? I wanna fuck Andre-Juan but I'm a SIMP
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
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Hot guy with dreamy eyes he is from a Latin country or from new york the best city ever. He seemed weird in elementary, normal in middle school but in high school the hottest boy in the school. He has dreamy eyes, six-pack abs, textbook biceps and the whitest teeth ever. He is super clean and a great athlete. He is very fast in sports. He has slick brown or black hair.
Jennifer: OMG did you see that hot guy!
Nadia: YEAH!, he is so hot!
Jennifer: He reminds me of my ex Andres Juan
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