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Anal Juice 

The substance that is left behind on one's cock as anal sex is being performed it is not solid shit or liquid shit it's kind of a pudding like substance that is a combination of both blood and shit that is usually suck down when one pulls their cock out of the mother's ass sticks it in their now to have it cleaned off.
Connie the Anaconda loved cleaning anal juice off of strange Cox at the gloryhole
Anal Juice by Crissy Thumbs December 13, 2020
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anal juice 

the kind off shit you get on your dick when you give anal.
man: ughh whats this on my dick!

woman: thats my anal juice!
anal juice by mc youtuber August 26, 2018

anal juice 

The excretion of poo juice, usually when one has diarrhea.
Ray sprayed his anal juice all over Dave's muscley chest.
anal juice by Dave234 May 2, 2006

Anal juice stamp 

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.
My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.

Anal Juice Fingers 

The fingers (or rather the smell) that comes from them after gliding them along the crack of the ass. The top part of the ass where sweat accumulates the most is the most ideal spot to turn normal fingers into anal juice fingers.

NOTE: It does NOT smell like faeces, in fact it is only when the anus is completely clean that anal juice smells its finest. Anal Juice Fingers do not go brown, but rather stay clear. If your fingers even have the slightest smell of faeces after gliding them along the crack than they are NOT anal juice fingers.
Good anal juice fingers will smell like pickle brine.
DO NOT lick anal juice fingers, they are for smelling purposes only!
After that intense workout I rubbed my fingers along my ass crack and transformed them into anal juice fingers, they smelt delicious!

Anal gestation juice 

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later
"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

anal juices 

The stuff left in your boxers/underpants when you do a wet fart
My boxers are covered in anal juices man!
anal juices by Jimbob April 17, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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