Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.

Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead

by Jigga208 April 16, 2022

Irish Anal Beads

Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.

"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan

by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012