Anal Anguish 

1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.

Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in some serious Anal Anguish.

Anal Anguish by Faded Death January 31, 2009

analinguish 

noun: 1. Pretentious and empty language 2. Language spoken from one's ass.

At the party, Roderick tried in vain to impress the guests, speaking vacuously and boorishly in his native tongue, analinguish.

analinguish by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011