When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his
dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to
fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his
dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a
prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".