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an alice x

"an alice" is a female that leads a male to think she wants to bang but doesnt bang, "an alice" will normally get their victims erect and at times will even let the male touch her, however the alice wil never, i repeat NEVER bang.

there are a few reasons why the alice wont bang, the main one is that she is scared of the dick as she is normally a virgin, the second reason being that she doesnt want to ruin her cute, pure, virgin girl reputation to be shattered.

some beleive that "an alice" actually really wants to have sex and that she is more hormone than most girls but will still not bang
man: alice i wanna fuck you so bad right now

alice: im so wet can you feel it

man: alice lets bang right now

alice: next time we meet xx

*never meets again*

.... an alice x
an alice x by one of alices victims November 5, 2013

Doin an Alice

Not turning up to as many as 3 shifts at works to signify quitting. Possibly the most dog way to quit ever.
Guy 1: "I hate my job, i think i'm going to quit."
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah? If you hate it sounds like you should be doin an alice!"
Doin an Alice by k_K1990 September 15, 2010

Pulling an Alice 

the act of putting an incoming call on silent when you know its your best friend on the other end desperate for help. After pulling an Alice, you delete the call data and pretend you never got the call. Later when you see your friend in jail after two days, you tell them you'll be there for them no matter what.
A: Did you not get my calls?
B: No!

A: are you pulling an alice on me?
B: No, you're my best friend.
A: I love you.
Pulling an Alice by ZARIHS December 23, 2013

Pulling an Alice 

Screwing a guy over...
or a girl if your male...
basically if you pull Alice's you become slutty?
just kidding...your just mean

:)
Person 1: Gosh i started talking to this guy cause i got bored
Person 2: Your pulling an Alice....

pulling an alicia 

Pulling an alicia - getting sent to an insane asylum
She is pulling an alicia
pulling an alicia by Cheator January 12, 2021

an alien 

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Woody:BUZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Buz:HUH WHERE?
Woody:BAHAHAHHAHAHaHAHA
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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