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This is when you receive oral sex on the back of a school bus.
Jim: Hey Cody, i just got an Alec!

Cody: Nice bro, did the driver see?

Jim: Nah man, she was busy driving.
An Alec by B.On. B February 26, 2011
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Pulling an Alec

The act of saying or promising you will do something and totally going against it no matter the circumstance, this could also mean somebody has done something stupid
Hey John said hed come to the party but he hasnt shown up AGAIN.
Friend: Is he really pulling an alec for the third time this week?
Pulling an Alec by Baldy24 September 24, 2018

Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.

analectoplasm 

What is that? "Analectoplasm"
analectoplasm by Tvanal May 20, 2017

analectual 

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.
The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.
analectual by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023

analectomy 

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.
Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

analecia 

A girl who is pretty but likes to show off her butt even tho she ain’t got one how I know trust me i know plenty but she would have beautiful eyes. And she is very very chill
Analecia has pretty eyes.
analecia by Google defs. October 12, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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