Amuse me

Usually an innuendo. Generally used by someone being dirty minded and asking for some kind of "amusement".

Hey, I'm bored. Amuse me? ;)

by bobdylan123245256 April 4, 2011

Abuse me daddy

1. When one fucks you so hard it's practically abuse.

2. When one fucks you so hard your pussy bleeds

Fucking abuse message daddy.
Put your dick in me till I bleed, abuse me daddy.

by Imgonnamakeyoudaddy January 2, 2017

abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.

Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...

by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

amusement park pussy

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

amusement

A synonym for entertainment.

"I got some amusement from trolling."

by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009