Ampoch

The drunken text synonym for a kiss or "smooch".

She gave me a big ampoch on cheek after the date.

Ampoch by AtomicWand March 25, 2010

Apochrophon 

"Apochrophon" , plural Apochrophi, is of Mid Century Greek of origin used to describe enigmatic scribbles found on scriptures from scrolls discovered in Cairo, Egypt beside a famous oasis, where strange mirage occur.

The apochrophon revealed secret teachings in the art of inviting good karma.

Apochrophon by Oxxy_Montalvy October 1, 2016

apocheir

If you look from the side of at a planet swinging around in its orbit, split the sun with a mirror and imagine a string, it all looks like a yo-yo. The point furthest from the sun is called aphelion. The point furthest away from the yo-yo hand is called, by analogy, apocheir.

Benny Profane, a schlemihl and human yo-yo, gets to an apocheir.

apocheir by General Alabom June 17, 2009

Apoch 

A skinny young programmer

That Apoch sure can code!

Apoch by Big Bob October 1, 2004

apochryph 

1. a text belonging to the corpus of Bible literature, but whose value or authenticity compared to texts of the New Testament are disputed or have been disproved.
2. any text that has a theoretical or historical affinity to a more established corpus of literature, but whose value and influence has been compromised; this might be due to lack of knowledge as to the existence or whereabouts of the text, volatile antipathy towards the sentiments of the text, or any other process of systematic or involuntary underacknowledgement of the text.

an example of text that until recently remained an apochryph are the Dead Sea Scrolls, a number of scrolls written in Coptic that were recently discovered near the Dead Sea and was subsequently established to bear important affinity to the existent corpus of New Testament literature.

apochryph by laurentrascal April 30, 2011

Ampocalypse 

Word used to describe a stupid action taken in error by the infamous Amphiaraus, player in EVE Online and officer of Black Eclipse Corporation. The phrase was coined after a series of stupid stunts pulled by Amphiaraus (or "Amp" for short) were made common knowledge and laughed about freely.

"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"

Exiting your client while tanking a spawn with hundreds of millions of ISK worth of mining barges in an asteroid belt, while bluntly remarking on TeamSpeak, "I turned off my tank."

Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.

Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.

Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.

Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"

Ampocalypse by TristanX September 14, 2006

ampchick 

Woman missing one or more limbs

Check out that foxy ampchick on crutches

ampchick by amplover February 16, 2009