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Americans(USA) 

The people who do most of the worst things:
List of bad things in US:
1.Almost 95% of the population marry for doing sex and after sex had been completed a number of times...divorce their life partner for finding a new sex partner.

2.The Country has originated the word Motherfucker by disrespecting MOTHERS so hear you Americans you are prostitute's child (MORE DISRESPECT)

3.Has the largest number of bars where they use girls to dance almost nudely
4.Uses the largest number of alcohols

5.Children also have crush
6.Loves their sex partner more than their mother.

7.Contains the largest number of porns
8.Thinks itself the richest country, though not the richest
9.Girls keep themselves almost with naked dresses.

10.Discriminate the WEST INDIANS
11.Show fake news of Aliens, Monsters, Ghosts like Slender man....I am telling this because I have also camped in the Dark Woods of America during mid night.

12.Knows Only slangs related to fucking.
13.Take Advantages of being Super Power
14.Knows only English whereas in Eastern Countries millions of languages are spoken
15.Creators of Illuminati , Dark Web , Area 51 , etc
16 .Stole titles from Eastern Countries like the film Extra Terrestrial's Script is derived from Satyajeet Ray's The Alien.
17.Could not defeat a weak country called Vietnam
18.Would be destroyed by BLACKS!
Americans(USA) BLACK are gonna...you!
Americans(USA) by xXxPOISON X May 11, 2020

USA America 

It is the country where Donald trump— the dumbest Pearson ever being invented in the universe- lives in. We and USA is the largest country creating wars. In 2040, Donald trump will become friends with hitler
USA America We all hate cookies
USA America by Sussy cow June 6, 2022

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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