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american gladiator 

A kick-ass show with massive men with names like "Lightning","Outlaw",or "Chocolate Thunder" ,most likely on steroids, beating the shit out of other people that stand no chance.But on occasion someone does go about beating one of the American Gladiators, and winning bascialy nothing.
D00d lets go watch people get beat down on american gladiator!
american gladiator by Maxlive January 6, 2006

American Gladiator 

Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs
Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.

american gladiators

A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people
*Watching American Gladiators*

Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.

*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*

*Paramedics are rushed in*
american gladiators by Eddie J. January 14, 2008

american gladiators

An old 80's gameshow with reruns on TNN. An excellent source of mullets.
Dude! Did you see that white trash on Gladiators last night?! That mullet was HUGE!!!
american gladiators by Poopsy July 8, 2003
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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