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ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.
"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"
ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.
Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.
ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009

Ambisnowstrous 

To be able to both Ski and Snowboard.
"Do you Ski or Snowboard?"

"Both! I'm ambisnowstrous"

Ambisnackstrous 

"Do you want icecream or chips"

"I could go either way, I'm ambisnackstrous"
Ambisnackstrous by KookieG October 17, 2021

Ambidapstrous 

A saying a cornball mf would say to you when going to dap you up with both hands, one across the other
Dude, Will came up to me yesterday and said, ā€œI’m feeling ambidapstrous today, homie!ā€ And dapped me up with two hands. What a fruitcake.