A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

Amazon Style(Vaginal) 

The Amazon Style is most accurately a set of sex positions where the female is the top and in control.

Amazonian or Reverse mating press: Where the male lies on his back while holding his legs up and the female is on top can squat on his lower body area or be on her knees and ride his dick(Kneeling amazon). There is also a variation where the female will ride his dick while her body is facing the opposite direction, while the male is in this same position(Reverse amazon). As the name suggests, mostly seen when a woman is mating, lovemaking or trying to breed.

Amazonian Pile Driver: The male will lie down and the female will lift their legs up while they're standing and fuck them in a similar way to the mating press. The 2 forms are the one similar to the mating press but the female is standing, and the scissoring amazon where each of his legs are on one side of her body, allowing for deeper penetration.

Amazonian Missionary: This position is sort of a blend of Pile driver and mating press. The female will be standing while the male will be lying down on a platform level him with her waist area. The female will spread his legs. Like the mating press, there is a kneeling and reverse variation to this position.

Amazonian Nelson: This one is only possible if the female is bigger and/or stronger than the male in question. The woman would carry the man in question by picking him up from the ankle part of his legs. She could either be kneeling or have him pinned to a wall.

"Ever since Jennifer learned the Amazon Style(Vaginal), every night she spreads my legs and fucks me like no tomorrow. I felt like I was loosing my mind man."

Amazon Style(Vaginal) by Stop That Rn March 16, 2022

Amazon Style 

Similar to, yet distinct from the sex position Piledriver, Amazon Style is a penetration move from below where the penetrating party lies on their back, shoulders, or neck while the receiving party stands atop their partner and fucks them from above. Called "Amazon" style in the monoamorous-heteronormative presumption of the female beings on top of the male.

Kyle: "Adam, you were definitely a piledriver baby."

Adam: "But, I like to believe it's not the standard piledriver. I like to believe, like, my dad was on his back, with his dick up in the air. And my mom was piledriving onto that."

Kyle: "That is called Amazon Style....You're an Amazon baby!"

Amazon Style by Agrsmlon April 20, 2021

Amazon Shopper 

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.

The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time

Amazon Shopper by Schmukz May 14, 2020

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) 

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.

AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011

Amazon stick and Dick 

Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.

John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"

Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"

John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "

Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"

Amazon stick and Dick by JM2001 January 21, 2017

Amazon Shopper 

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

Amazon Shopper by Mr.V May 15, 2020