am i dead? 

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

am i dead? by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

Why am I not dead 

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

Why am I not dead by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

i am dead by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

I am dead in this bitch 

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

I am dead in this bitch by Scottizzle May 24, 2006

I am dead in this bitch 

Means that I am tried

"You look tired broham."
"Yea, I am dead in this bitch as of right now"

I am dead in this bitch by cnoli November 19, 2003

i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

i am dead by Fubuki April 4, 2016

I am dead OK 

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

I am dead OK by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022